Just like everyone expected, this year's Halloween is gonna be chock-full of Joker costumes. *facepalm* listen, by choosing to be the Joker this Halloween you should probably attempt look a little or somewhat like him. If not, you just look like a douche. Here are some of the worst ones I've come across:
Wow, I wasn't aware that the Joker was a fan of Hot Fuzz! And apparently he's also overweight and still lives with his parents. Maybe he's sad because they canceled his subscription to NetFlix.
Looks like the Joker always wanted to pose for an album cover in a Bon-Jovi-esque manner. He should have probably tried getting a closer-shave so that his shitty face-paint job wouldn't have been so noticeable.
"Hey Joker, say cheese!" Looks like this Joker needed help applying his lipstick. Or is that his eye-shadow?
"Myyspaaace!" I guess after a long day of plotting to destroy Gotham City the Joker likes to relax and unwind by taking pictures of himself and posting them up on his myspace. He's not so different from us after all. Maybe he just needs more friends.
A rare photo of Joker taken during his high-school years. Judging by the ugly blue jogging pants, it looks like he was on the track team and he also had nice hair.
Why so serious? Looks like a tough yet sensitive, alternative-metal Joker. He was probably mad because his mom wouldn't let him go to the Disturbed concert. Sorry, buddy.
This one is actually my uncle, Danny. Sorry uncle, but I'm pretty sure the Joker wasn't Mexican. I hope you still invite me to your parties with the taco guys, though.
Oh god! Look at Joker's smooth, flawless skin complexion. Not to mention hair parted so neatly that it would have made Zach Morris jealous! It also looks like he ditched the green vest and purple jacket for a preppier purple button-up from American Eagle Outfitters. Btw, the only problem with painting your face so white is that we can see how truly nasty your dirty-ass teeth are.
Ever wonder how Joker manages his attacks and coordinates his fiendish plots so well? It's cause he texts all his goons with his T-Mobile sidekick! This proves that Joker is a myspace whore.
This...I don't even have anything to say about this...
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